ashlee\ simpson

ashlee\ simpson
1. (Ashlee Simpson) (1767↑, 247↓)
From a recent interview in "Lucky" magazine: "I'm totally against it and offended by it," Simpson told Lucky magazine. "I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me." Can we quote you on that, Ashlee? What's next, an "accidentally leaked" Internet sex tape?

Ashlee (and Jessica) went to the Milli Vanilli School of Music Performance.

Author: A friend of a friend...who knows about Jessica http://ashlee-simpson.urbanup.com/872391
2. (Ashlee Simpson) (1109↑, 221↓)
Quoted in [Jane Magazine] for saying that she is against [lip syncing] and would NEVER do it herself. Was the first performer ever in all thirty something years of [saturday night live] to get caught lip syncing and just walked off the stage like a dumbass, instead of being a professional and starting over. The first artist to be Boo'ed off of the stage at the end of her performance because everything about her sucks. Her, her music, ESPECIALLY her singing. Is riding off her sisters fame and talent. ONLY has a record contract because her sister [Jessica Simpson] and her father are in the music industry. UGLY, FUGLY, and needs some SERIOUS surgery to fix that heap she calls a nose growing on her face. Also, a heavy attitude adjustment. Tries harder than [Avril] to be so PUNK\! But she's failing miserably.

Hey [Asslee], dying your hair, and wearing dark clothes and shirts that say "Punk" won't make you "punk" no matter how hard you tap your red ruby slippers together.

Author: www.livejournal.com/users/anti_ashlee http://ashlee-simpson.urbanup.com/994474
3. (Ashlee Simpson) (956↑, 205↓)
An ugly fuck who doesnt know how to sing at all and sounds like a cat getting hit by a tractor. Also is notorious for being a ho and doing the ho-down. Is the most untalented retard in the United States, and got booed by 72,000+ people at the orange bowl half time.

"pretty pink circle's fault?"

4. (Ashlee Simpson) (754↑, 115↓)
V. To sing without moving your mouth or holding your mic.

"It was acid reflux\!"

5. (Ashlee Simpson) (544↑, 127↓)
To lipsync on SNL, proceed to get caught when someone played the wrong track, your band catches on and starts playing that track when you were supposed to be playing another track. aka to suck cock.

wow I suck so much ill just lipsync

6. (Ashlee Simpson) (516↑, 129↓)
A worthless poser who can't face the fact that she isn't PUNK. She's a fucking blonde bimbo who thinks she's punk by wearing dark clothing and colouring her hair.

Ashlee: I'm a slut\! Yay\!

7. (Ashlee Simpson) (489↑, 109↓)
World's most prestigous hoe-down pop-star. Well known for the "oh-shit-they're-playing-the-wrong-song dance." Pop stars are usually notorious for lip-synching, but they don't go on interviews to talk down upon it, and get caught doing it on national TV afterwards.

The younger one is confused about her singing, and the older one is confused about whether chicken of the sea is really chicken or fish.

8. (Ashlee Simpson) (269↑, 73↓)
slightly worse than britney spears, but hey, at least britneys dancing makeup for her lipsynching... (ie...hoedowns = death for a completely worthless talentless birdbeaklike singer)

You make me want to lala...if the lala was roll over, vomit, and bag the vomit only to save it for a few weeks in the hot hot sun so i can mail it to you. for kwanzaa. it truly is a celebration of ur harvest...biatch.

9. (Ashlee Simpson) (240↑, 78↓)
A stupid talentless bitch who lipsyncs. And gets boo'ed out of stadiums. See "lipsync.us" See "[PWNED]"

I got stabbed in the throat so I had to do an "Ashlee Simpson"

10. (Ashlee Simpson) (215↑, 74↓)
Younger, uglier sister of Jessica Simpson who is even more of a wannabe punk than Avril Levigne. She proved to the world just how truely bad she is when she was caught lip-synching on SNL and a few months later was booed during a horrible performance at the Orange Bowl. The only reason that she even has a record deal is because she is realated to Jessica Simpson and while Jessica has her "ditzy" moments at least she was never caught lip-synching and can sing, dance, and looks alot better than her younger sister.

While Jessica Simpson gets made fun of for her "Tuna Fish" lines, at least she doesn't have to live with getting caught lip-synching and getting booed off stage.

11. (ashlee simpson) (160↑, 35↓)
The epitome of dumb, shallow, and contrived MTV crap. -Caught lip-synching on SNL -Got a record deal purely because of her sister -Has no talent whatsoever. All the synthesizers in the world can't make her screechy, godawful voice sound good. -Dyed her hair black to try to distinguish herself from her sister, not even remotely attractive to begin with -Dreadful MTV reality show -Has some sort of contrived emo/punk thing going on in the background of her videos, about as hardcore or punk as Avril Lavigne -Songs are written for her, probably with the help of focus groups, complete with bubble gum teen angst lyrics

The sad part is that there are people who actually CAN sing and write good lyrics who will never have the kind of opportunity that has been wasted on her worthless, talentless ass.

12. (Ashlee Simpson) (140↑, 30↓)
Someone whom is without talent.

Proof is in the pudding. Did you watch the Orange Bowl half time show?

13. (ashlee simpson) (148↑, 42↓)
a) one of the many talent-less teenage stars of today that seem to be infesting the very world we live in b) someone who spells her name in the most annoying phoenetic manner

jesus christ can't you spell your name like a fucking regular person, because "ashLEE" is the most annoying thing in the world?

14. (Ashlee Simpson) (144↑, 62↓)
Unattractive and untalented sister of [Jessica Simpson]. Wannabe punk. Wears dark clothes, 'punk' t-shirts and ripped jeans. Fucks rich-girl's exes. Has a very large nose. Synonyms: ASSLEE, Milli Vanilli Part II

'I'm such a girly-girl\! People think because I sing rock music I don't care about girly things... I LUV goth furniture\!'

15. (Ashlee Simpson) (122↑, 41↓)
A lip syncer on snl... Looks like shit\! no talent, acid-reflex is bull shit\!\!\!\!\! And plus who the fuck messes up with Lip syncing...... AND BLAMBS HER FUCKING band, its bad enofgh they have to play in ur band.\!

Nothing like Jessica\! "my career is falling into 'peices pieces' of me". SHe should be a whore

16. (Ashlee Simpson) (104↑, 36↓)
inconsequential, untalented younger sibling of an almost-talented older sister, who has been forced down the throats of America's youth by MTV. Unconscious integration through overexposure is the only explanation of her success, which also means, thank the lord, it will be short-lived. It's over bitch\! See also: Jan Brady

I'd make up ridiculous excuses to disguise up my unstoppable ability to be the worst wannabe ever, but I'd hate to be labeled an ashlee simpson.

17. (ashlee simpson) (95↑, 28↓)
One who can't sing. One who blames non talent on others. One who is booed before performance, and off the stage at the Orange Bowl. Also, a failure worthy of their own petition online demise. www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html See also; Milli Vanilli, Failure, Fugly

www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

18. (ashlee simpson) (79↑, 14↓)
A stupid, ugly, talentless, wanna-be punk rock singer. She finally got a nose-job to get rid of that ugly-ass harlequin-like nose she had on her face. She can't sing for shit, and blames it on "acid reflux". No, it's much simpler than that... LACK OF TALENT. She thinks she is hardcore by starting shit with employees at McDonald's, and think's she's wild because she makes stupid music videos in which she throws paper cups at people. Throw one at me Ashlee, I dare you.

Ashlee Simpson looks like a dog's crusty vagina. (Not that I know what that looks like, but Ashlee Simpson can't be that far off, if not worse)

19. (ashlee simpson) (100↑, 38↓)
shes a stupid fuckin ugly bitch. she only got famous due to her sisters sucess. she thinks hes a rocker but everyone know shes really some stupid fuckin blonde under your black fuckin hair. get a life, STOP SINGING, YOU SUCK

shes fuckin emo that cant sing for shit

20. (ashlee simpson) (82↑, 27↓)
some talentless chick caught lip-synching on LIVE tv...what a dumbass...she had the nerve to blame her band for playing the wrong so ng..then she put a statement on her website saying she had to lip-synch because of, as she wrote it, acid "refux"...she was also booed offstage at the Orange Bowl Halftime show...she makes lame-ass attempts at being punk or tomboyish...she got her own fucking show for no fucking reason...

"hi im jessica simpsons little sister, because im related to someone only slightly talented i should be rewarded with my own show and record contract, even though i suck"

21. (Ashlee Simpson) (93↑, 40↓)
The ugly sister. The perfect extreme-makover candidate. The perfect Swan candidate.The frustrated sister who's trying to hard to break away from the shadow. An average girl who cannot sing but fakes it anyway.

If you've envied your big sister all your life because she has everything you don't; the voice, the beauty, the body, the man, the money: then you're an Ashlee Simpson

22. (ashlee simpson) (63↑, 15↓)
The ugly, surgically enhanced Simpson sister who dropped the whole "I'm as hardcore as Avril Lavigne" thing when she realized no one was buying it, not even little 11 yr olds.

Ashlee Simpson is so hardcore I cut my wrists when I listen to her.

23. (Ashlee Simpson) (71↑, 30↓)
Younger sister to Jessica Simpson, proud mama to what I assume is a music career and a movie appropriately titled "Wannabe." Let's not forget the infamous SNL incident, and judging from the amount of press it's getting... I think I can safely say her star status is going down the crapper. Please, God, make it so\!

"That Ash Simpson is the human equivilant to shit" "You're just like Ashlee, you emo poser\!"

Author: The Queen Of Chodes http://ashlee-simpson.urbanup.com/973810
24. (Ashlee Simpson) (68↑, 30↓)
dumbass who ruined the Orange Bowl with her non-singing.

I loved the Orange Bowl. I hate Ashlee Simpson

25. (Ashlee Simpson) (74↑, 36↓)
-Hideous boot-face "singer" -Got into the business by using her sister, [Jessica Simpson] -Got famous for being a dumbass...aka everyone loves to watch her crash and burn\!

-hey man, did you see boot-face get booed off the stage last night? -ah no, i missed it, but i did see people chucking rocks at her two nights ago...good times\!

26. (Ashlee Simpson) (52↑, 15↓)
She's only famous because of her sister. She has a horrible raspy singing voice and apparently is against lip-synching. Oh sure.... She is NOT punk rock. Just because she has dark hair and wears t-shirts that says 'punk' on it does not make her 'rock 'n roll'. Hell, she doesn't even DESERVE that title\! Also, when it comes to looks, Ashlee Simpson just doesn't cut it. She is ugly and has a rather large nose.

If someone forced me to either listen to Ashlee or Jessica, I'd choose Jessica hands down. Ashlee Simpson is ugly. Fact.

Author: S..A..R..A the drummer girl http://ashlee-simpson.urbanup.com/1885917
27. (ashlee simpson) (63↑, 28↓)
a total poser who sings so horrible that they have to blame everyone other than themselves for their talentless drone of a human being self. Please, close all doors, lock all windows, and stay as far away from the presence of her as you can. Dont turn the television or radio on. Shes all over it. Oh, and isn't it ironic how she said she never lip-synced but then she made excuses for doing it, then once again said she didnt? Hm....

"Like, OMG\! It was my daddys fault i lip-synced. No, it was the drummer\! No it was my acid reflux\! NO\! It was the ice cream man\!" Hah. I also heard that Ashlee is going to label her new cd "It was YOUR fault"

28. (Ashlee Simpson) (71↑, 38↓)
Shit ball suck b*tch ......PUNK dream on go back to mommy .....Dumbshityness must run in the family\!

Ashlee...Ho-Down and LipSync on National Broadcast.

Author: Skiba Sucks Donkey Balls http://ashlee-simpson.urbanup.com/985269
29. (ashlee simpson) (50↑, 18↓)
A singer that many of her idiot fans can't seem to realize that she uses vocal enhancements on her album. Which means she can't sing for shit, it's all enhanced. She sounds like shit live and the whole acid reflex deal was a fake. She also has yet to be original. Her music styles, lyrics and looks all come from another celeb. Ashlee doesn't deserve her fame, it's a shame.

Ashlee Simpson:I'll just fool everyone into thinking I can sing so they'll by my album and i'll get rich. Haha suckers.

30. (ashlee simpson) (54↑, 23↓)
Jessica Simpsons little sister. Is hated by legions of people because she got caught lip-syncing on SNL. Was then booed at the Orange bowl. Had and Mtv show that roped in millions of pre-teens and alowed her CD to go platinum. In her music video she hires "cool" people with mohawks and piercings to runaway froom the police to see her secret underground concert. She's hilarious. I hope she never stops singing.

Ashlee Simpson. Its funny. Really.

31. (ASHLEE SIMPSON) (47↑, 16↓)
a woman who can;t sing for her life, and can KILL a person by screeching in that way that she does when she sings,yet had really good songs; dancing dumbass

SNL, doing the ashlee simpson hoe-down

32. (ashlee simpson) (42↑, 15↓)
To lip sync; or to dance in a retarded manner as the wrong vocals one was to lip sync to play in the background.

Audience Member \#1- "What the hell is she doing?\! We all know she's not singing..." Audience Member \#2- "She's being an Ashlee Simpson...just go with it."

Author: \ashlee\ simpson*Foxy Lady*\ashlee\ simpson http://ashlee-simpson.urbanup.com/2032797
33. (ashlee simpson) (36↑, 16↓)
The biggest poser in the world\!\!\!\! She is even more of a wannabe punk than Avril Lavigne, which is just really sad. She also cant sing and her voice is done with a machine and the only reason why she is famous is because of her sister and all those stupid trendy 12 year olds like her.

"Ashlee Simpson is the worst singer ever and the worlds biggest poser\!\!" -me "I know, no one likes her lol" -my friend

Author: Rammstein_kicks_ass http://ashlee-simpson.urbanup.com/1647071
34. (ashlee simpson) (48↑, 32↓)
(Ash-Lee Simp-Son) Name. 1) Pop music icon created from the star power of older sister. Future looked promissing until Lip-sync event on TV. 2) To glob on to the success of a family member and ride them to your own 15 minutes of fame. 3) Identification for a child born into a family where they have very attractive sibblings but the themselves are uglier than shit ona shingle (See also Ugly Tree Whoopin).

1) Milli and Vanilli never did that bad....Nice Jig, dumbass. Way to play that one off Ashlee. 2) I'm a talentless hunk of shit so I work for my brothers company, I feel ashlee simpson about myself sometimes. 3) That baby was so ashlee simpson, I can't believe that it and the other children are even related. Did they adopt a retarded korean kid or something?

35. (Ashlee Simpson) (17↑, 4↓)
To fake it

He was so horrible in bed I had to Ashlee Simpson so he'd get off me

36. (Ashlee Simpson) (52↑, 40↓)
Can't sing, needs a major nose job, and is a poser..........but, one must admit she has phenominal boobs.

"ashlee simpson is fucking terrible but i would titty fuck her if she had a bag over her head and did'nt open her mouth."

37. (ashlee simpson) (58↑, 46↓)
Well.. She has a good band. Also: (n) When the first thing that comes to mind when you're in trouble is... HO-DOWN

Gives up on "Fall... With you, I fall so fast"

38. (Ashlee Simpson) (54↑, 48↓)
Dumb ass bitch i talked to on aim. She is very mean. If i had her screen name, i would give it to you all, but i dont.

Ashlee... bitchy ho'

39. (ashlee simpson) (59↑, 55↓)
A girl that i personally thought to be quite attractive until she tried to be punk and enter the music industry because of her sisters fame.

"Screw you ashlee simpson, your not hot anymore"

40. (ashlee simpson) (6↑, 7↓)
A Milli-Vanilli for the next generation, Ashlee Simpson is merely capitalizing on the success of her beautiful, older sister. We know she can't sing, we know she can't act, so why is she still a star? Also, her black hair looks so bad...

Ashlee Simpson is the epitome of a [poseur]

41. (ashlee simpson) (9↑, 10↓)
(ash-lee simp-sun)noun; adjective; verb Talentless singer. Slut. Got booed. HAH. Ugly. Wannabe punk. Annoying. Fake.

"0h My FxcKING GAWSH\! itZ aSHLEE SIMpSON\! She IS sOOO FxCKING raWKIng\! OMG\!111ONE\!22\!\!\!TWO\!" "Please...you're Ashleeing..." Person one: "Okay, show them your 'Ashlee'" Person two: 'Okay...um...OMG I dont give a dxmn what people think about me because I am such a rocker and I love rock music because I totally sing it and I so didnt lip sync, my lips were only moving while there was no sound. DURRR."

42. (ashlee simpson) (6↑, 7↓)
1: The utter epitome of "fake", "wannabe", and "poser" all in the same instance.

Wow, even Billy Idol was no ashlee simposn.

43. (ashlee simpson) (27↑, 29↓)
A person who people automaticaly shit on because of the SNL incident. If I Re-wind to 04 and stop her from lip-syncing half of the articles on this website would never exist. So she started out fugly posuer whore, give this girl ONE chance. If you don't like it, good. just stop beating this dead horse.

Guy:I kinda like ashlee simpsons new song... Guy 2:Dude she sucks, she lip-syncs and junk Guy:That was like 5 years ago, britney lyp-synced on every concert since the mickey mouse club and you have 6 of her CDs. And this article isn't pro ashlee simpson, so mouse off the thumbs down button...

44. (Ashlee simpson) (14↑, 16↓)
A girl who thinks she punk. NOT\! Pete Wentz can do way better than her\!

Person: Ashlee Simpson? Ashlee: Yes? Person: Oh, you're the slut I saw.

45. (ashlee simpson) (8↑, 10↓)
One who cannot sing so planned to lip-sync on Saturday Night Live. Bad enough, but then proved how utterly stupid she really is by having the wrong song played. Then, when her band caught on and tried to rescue her performance by playing that song instead, she blamed the whole thing on them 'for playing the wrong song'. If I was in Ashlee's band I would not be pleased with that girl. Jeez, at least Jessica has a good voice, even if she's a complete bimbo and sings pop (at least she admits to the pop part) And it's ashLEY. Get a dictionary.

"Whoo, look, I have a top that says punk- I'm HARDCORE\!\! Now all I have to do is dye my hair black and sing a few pissy pop songs with extra added angst and I've won over the goths and moshers too\! What? They like GOOD music? LIVE music?\!" *girly scream*

46. (Ashlee Simpson) (10↑, 13↓)
1. A girl who became super hott after her nose job\! (Even better looking than Jessica Simpson... in my opinion) 2. When your nose job is really well done

1. Girl: "Ashlee Simpson is pretty cool\!" 2. Girl 1: "Whoa, I really like how my nose job turned out\!" Girl 2: "Yeah, it's a total Ashlee Simpson\!"

47. (Ashlee Simpson) (20↑, 30↓)
The pop singer, who [as of] april 2006 is now officially "The Hotter Simpson Sister"

Ashlee Simpson is ten times hotter than Jessica Simpson now after her nose job\!

48. (ashlee simpson) (13↑, 23↓)
A true battler in the music industry..who has stood tall through-out her downfalls.

For those who give her shit for the SNL incident..perhaps you should actually watch the episode of the "Ashlee Simpson Show" (is on MTV) that actually shows you how badly her voice dies on her the morning of the show. There was no way possible she couldve sang (id know this because I am also a singer)..and actually goes to the SNL producers and tells them that she has to pull out..they then tell her just to lip sync it through because no one ill know..NOT Ashlees fault at all..i felt sorry for her..so theres the actual fact of the matter..as for her "trying" to be punk..shes an idividual and proud of it..GO ASHLEE\!

49. (Ashlee Simpson) (36↑, 145↓)
The worlds most beatiful woman. Full of talent and can stop men in her tracks with her radiant beauty\!

I wish my girl was hot as Ashlee Simpson.

50. (Ashlee Simpson) (57↑, 195↓)
very talented singer is true in her music and is a individual unlike other singers who are followers\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

im being myself and i dont give a damn what people say and think of me\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

51. (ashlee simpson) (76↑, 230↓)
A talanted singer, whom people hate for some stupid reasons. Those haters are llamas and should not fucking talk because they have no fucking clue about anything.

Ashlee Simpson's concert rocked.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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